majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

image

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published (via assguardingloki)

(Source: kaley)